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getoutoftherecat:

no thank you, i do not want you to eat up the food scraps.

getoutoftherecat:

no, no, no cats.  those sinks are not for you to relax in.  you do not belong in there. in fact, if you can’t work a drill, get out of the room altogether. 

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you cannot wear a paper bag dress. that is not how you wear clothes but you don’t know any better because you are a cat.

getoutoftherecat:

get ou of there cat. you don’t belong in that shelf. just becuase it is the perfect size for you doesn’t mean you can go there whenever you want. and why that shelf anyway? i mean there are like six others you could have chosen from. is that where you hide your catnip?

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you cannot play quidditch. you aren’t even a wizard you are a cat

getoutoftherecat:

yes.

yes i can.

getoutoftherecat:

take that off of your face cat. that is a ridiculous hat.

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. what is even going on here? cats cannot play pool. and you can’t hog all the pool balls to yourself because you want me to pay attention to you instead of playing either.

getoutoftherecat:

oh cat. i see you’re off the wagon…again.

thefeeloffree:

getoutoftherecat:

squirtlescott:

shhh, it’s okay, water. It’s okay.

stop that cat. you cannot comfort water.

good morning.